Adulance of the Average Jerktard (:

Month

May 2012

What's wrong with our society.
  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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“never let your love for a person blind you to there flaws, be safe alota people are monsters - Lil B” —https://twitter.com/#!/LILBTHEBASEDGOD (via diorpaint)
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“never let your love for a person blind you to there flaws, be safe alota people are monsters - Lil B” —https://twitter.com/#!/LILBTHEBASEDGOD (via diorpaint)
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idkjake:

I have no motivation to study, no motivation to work out, not even motivation to breathe

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Hello there and welcome to following me, it will be full of naked, gorgeous ladies and some things I find humorous. So please keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the ride.

great :)

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The doodles i spent 3 hours working on instead of doing school work

loneookami:

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loneookami:

Feel my hands on your skin, whisper light

My breath like silk flowing over you

Arms like bands of steel wrapped around you, holding tight

I keep you safe, I guard throughout the night

Wolf on the prowl protecting what’s mine

Soothing your fears, chasing the storms away

No harm will come while the moon is above

So sleep deep, dream sweet, I am here

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